Anataeus: Finally, this setup is getting close to usable.

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Concordia: Aren’t we particular about how we work.
Anataeus: It’s important for a workspace to feel comfortable.
Concordia: Comfortable? That’s interesting. I always thought alchemists liked to work in dark caves, illuminated by torchlight...
Anataeus: Quite the opposite. What could have given you that notion?
Concordia: ...or high atop a lone tower in some isolated place...
Anataeus: Hold on. Are you thinking of _wizards_?
Concordia: Oh, yes, that’s what I was thinking of! Alchemists, wizards— they’re rather similar, don’t you think?
Anataeus: Please tell me you’re joking. Alchemy is a science. Wizards aren’t even real! How could you compare them at all?
Concordia: Don’t tell me you’ve never enjoyed thinking of what you do as a kind of magic!
Anataeus: Not at all. Alchemy is a rigorous, evidence-based discipline developed over centuries of careful experimentation and theorizing...
Concordia: Apparently it’s a very stuffy discipline as well.
Anataeus: I’m just trying to explain it. Alchemy is categorically not magic.
Concordia: I understand, yes, I understand. Now why don’t you cast a spell on yourself to loosen up a little?
Anataeus: You’re just toying with me now.
Concordia: Surely you can conjure something up.
Anataeus: Please stop.