Portraits: Anataeus, Concordia Concordia: So how did it go? Anataeus: A nightmare. Anataeus: Armand kept going through his old stories about honor and righteousness. Anataeus: The Lady Van Tassen looks like she’s embalmed. Anataeus: Frederick spilled food down the front of his shirt. Concordia: What a brave man you are, surviving a formal dinner! Anataeus: It really is difficult, though. I can’t stand the stuffiness. Anataeus: Armand didn’t remember my name. Captain Gelt had to prompt him several times. Concordia: To be fair, you started only rather recently. Anataeus: Yes, I suppose it’s too much to ask. Such a complicated, burdensome thing, to remember one single name, the name of your new Alchemist. Anataeus: The one who graduated at the top of his class from the College of Alchemical Engineering… Concordia: Anataeus— Anataeus: See! _You_ remember my name just fine. Concordia: Think Armand would know _my_ name? Keeping in mind I’ve been here my whole life. Anataeus: Maybe next time you can go in my place! He might not even realize it’s a different person. Concordia: “Hnnngh, Alchemist... Provisioner... which were you again? Mm, yes, hnnnngh...” Anataeus: You’ll get us in trouble. Concordia: I’ve been doing this for years.