Anataeus: Well, this is an odd first project. I feel like someone’s having a laugh at my expense.
Concordia: Why, were you asked to create the Philosopher’s Stone?
Anataeus: Close, actually. One more guess.
Concordia: Transform lead into gold?
Anataeus: Yes. Apparently there’s an old Van Tassen lead mine, and wouldn’t it be better if it produced gold instead?
Anataeus: Armand suggested it, so casually...
Concordia: Sounds wonderful. Time to put your University degree to the test!

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Anataeus: “Can you make lead into gold?”
Anataeus: I can scarcely believe it...
Concordia: Well, at least it’s finished with now.
Anataeus: Like asking a fish if it can swim!
Concordia: You’re taking this remarkably poorly, Anataeus.
Anataeus: I was expecting a challenge, that’s all.
Concordia: Sounds like you want a chance to show off.
Anataeus: I’m not sure I’d go that far.