Codex MUM Sanitation Protocols codex_mum:Sanitation Protocols:Greetings Great Admin and welcome home. As required by the sanitation protocols, I must remind you to wipe your shoes on the doormat and to put on your gravitational soles slippers. If one of these two protocols is not respected or if they are executed in an illogical order, the sanitation protocols will enforce a full quarantine of the Station's entrance as well as personal penalties of gastromic nature. I do specify that no self-pity or corruption attempt will be tolerated and would only increase the punishment. Non scheduled outings codex_mum:Non scheduled outings: To the Gread Admin. Even if my security protocols do not include any restriction concerning possible outings at night, I do specify that my monitoring systems are activated 22 hours a day and that no physical presence can be missed by my sensors. It is therefore useless to hide yourself under any mak or wig or to deny the reasons of your non scheduled outings. By connection to the E-Cop city watch network, I have been tracking your movements and observed the nature of your activities. You wander in the street as an anonymous vandal in order to paint frescoes of yourself. This behavious is disgraceful for a high dignitary like you. I announce a reprogramming of penalties protocols in order to extend my range of punitive procedures toward you. Daily Schedule codex_mum:Daily Planning: Following the legal, political, ideological, esthetical, mediatical and technological reforms taken during these past two months, I have taken the liberty of updating your daily planning in accordance to the many new responsibilities that are now incumbent upon you, Great Administrator. -8:00 am Smooth wake up with ambient disco music -8:30 am breakfast in bed -9:00 am Relaxing bubble bath & manucure -11:00 am Holo-film session séance with romantic movies (inspired by true stories) -1:00 pm meditative lunch on contemplative deck 3 -2:00 pm post-lunch nap -3:00 pm daily review of yesterday’s E-Cop reports -3:05 pm jogging session -3:15 pm post-jogging nap -4:00 pm daily holographic propaganda intervention -5:00 pm daily surveil of civil reaction to propaganda intervention -5:55 pm BIG RED BUTTON PUSH -6:00 pm Relaxing bubble bath & manucure -8:00 pm meditative lunch on contemplative deck 8 -9:00 pm access to the game room, all security camera offline -11:00 pm reactivation of the security cameras, beginning of the night rest Encouragements codex_mum:Encouragements: After a proper analysis and calculation of the monthly arrests quotas, statistics reveal a drop in the E-COP drone activity. My diagnosis of the situation is rather straightforward: IT IS INACCEPTABLE. My research have indicated that you have personally undertaken the E-COP program to fight the (self-proclamed) Breakers evergrowing vandalism before my initialization. In the same manner, I also reviewed the supervision process of the E-COP program and discovered that you were in charge of a certain amount of missions. If my protocols allowed me to express emotions, I would have shown some modicum of surprise… and maybe even pride at seeing you work. Though the E-COP program was still on an experimental state at the time and has become self-sufficient, results of a comportemental study have revealed that some E-Cops still preserve the remains of a primal psyche. That is why, while we wait for the next update to erase all E-COPS human remanent behaviors, I wish that you assume your previous role back in the service and communicate at least two pep talk each week. I anticipate an hostile response from your part, and a strong objection based on your busy schedule. That is why, as the official manager of your agenda, I suggest we suppress two daily manucure session per week. Or would you prefer me to alleviate your gaming sessions? Loss of Resources codex_mum:Resource Shortage: As an appropriate, I recently synchronized with ECP 17 Resource-Managing Computer and must now warn you about the potentially critical situation that many sectors are going through. The farms on ECP 4 and 23 are still on strike ever since you have established ECP 17 isolation protocol years ago. ECP 2, 8 and 12, in charge of extracting artichokium are victims of strange malfunctions that, to this day, have not been investigated. Filtering stations on ECP haven’t been properly maintained and our water tanks are now empty. We have also received plaints from ECP 48 whose unsatisfied tourists claims that ''they have paid a fortune to visit the planet, only to be able to gaze upon clouds, clouds, nothing but clouds. It’s outrageous!'' Within my prerogatives, I have taken the initiative to establish a mid-term plan that could solve many of these problems. I allowed myself the liberty to renew our agreement with the MoreMoreMore factories which allows them a limitless access to exploit all organic and recyclable resources. Your CEO equivalent at MoreMoreMore demands better compensations, that is why I suggested that the administration would meet the cost of their cloning marketing campaign. We also studied - in all discretion - the possibility of replacing the tap drinking water by a waste-water soda. Our tests are successful thus far and surveys have revealed that people love the color of our beverage. CategoryName M-U-M Computer Sanitation Protocols 2017-05-08T23:48:22.9557566+02:00 Non scheduled outings 2017-03-10T15:34:17.3194727+01:00 Daily Schedule 2018-05-17T15:19:57.1962871+02:00 Encouragements 2018-05-17T15:20:18.6998835+02:00 Loss of Resources 2018-05-17T15:24:09.3008791+02:00 CategoryName 2017-03-09T11:07:07.1457019+01:00