Codex HP Plus
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Clone
codex_HP:About cloning:You are in the cloning chamber n°2178
While current technology lets us duplicate inorganic matter, remember that employees are strictly forbidden from using cloning tanks for personal and/or entertainment purposes. If any rubber duck, edible food or electronic device from any competing company are found in your possession, you will be investigated. Also remember that cloning a cloning tank is the worst punishable offense you can commit and offenders will be severely prosecuted.
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Labyrinth
codex_HP:Problems of direction:Attention all employees !
You're currently in the transitional room n°782, aisle H, exit 12, intersection 487. Following several requests, we have looked into the orientation problem that some employees have been experiencing. Rather than setting up a complex and costly direction system, we have opted for updating our recruitment requirements to only hire people with a perfect sense of direction.
Lost ? This message doesn't concern you at all.
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Maintenance
codex_HP:Maintenance zone:This is a maintenance area.
This is no playground, nor is it a romantic place for a date. It's ugly, it stinks, and the place is always flooded when it rains. Please, follow safety instructions by limiting your movements within the lighted area. This message is for HP+ employees only. If you are a maintenance drone, or a person who hasn't signed the security regulations, this message doesn't concern you and you are free to go wherever you want.
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Dontpanic
codex_HP:Don't panic:Following the announcement of the relocation of HP+ Pharmaceutical Industry Laboratories, we have noticed an increase in our employees' panic levels. We encourage you not to start panicking and remind you that any employees found causing the degradation of our equipment or premises, as well as any late employees will be punished.
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Relocation
codex_HP:Relocation:Please remember that HP+ Pharmaceutical Industry is currently relocating its laboratories and equipment to a more suitable area of the city. We are unaware of the reasoning behind this sudden change, but rest assured that a transitional time of 4h and 45mn will be given to all employees so that they can move out and find new homes in a better location for their new workplace. The transitional time began exactly 3h and 56mn ago. Any employee who is late will be punished.
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Usb
codex_HP:Staff authorized:This area is for non-organic and/or people in possession of level 3 intellect pass only. To discourage unauthorized people from going in, we have set up an extremely complex door opening system that only drones or people with physical and mental aptitude can operate.
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Camera
codex_HP:Forbidden area:We declare HP+ pharmaceutical industry laboratories officialy closed. It is now strictly forbidden to get inside the premises. Many security systems have been set up and any individual caught wandering around the corridors will be prosecuted. Reading this message is also illegal.
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Holo
logo_hp+:HP+:As you may have noticed, prevention boards against illegal use of video games have been placed in our premises. Administrators have insisted that drones placed them during the night so it wouldn't interfere with our employees' work. Unfortunately, the light were out and they did a blubbit job ! Don't be surprised if a holographic board is blocking a room's entrance...I will try to inform the administration. Meanwhile I authorize you to jump through it. If you take a long run-up and jump you should get to the other side without feeling anything.
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HP+ Laboratories
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holopharmacie
HP+ Pharmaceutical Industries:Tired of those awful rashes caused by Fly-Box cars using Gazomniac X-2000? HP+ Pharmaceutical Industry might have a solution! For months we've been working on an anti-Gazomniac X-2000 treatment and are now offering you the amazing opportunity to personally invest yourself in this fabulous project. Come apply in one of our whole new laboratories and get as monthly payment our revolutionary DiarrheaBoost tablets, tablets which allow you to multiply by ten times the average digestion speed! With DiarrheaBoost, no more frustration of eating only three meals a day! Eat anything you want, as much as you want!
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Clone
2017-02-23T16:29:08.6485978+01:00
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Labyrinth
2017-02-23T16:35:19.9097272+01:00
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Maintenance
2017-04-11T16:10:16.6428949+02:00
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Dontpanic
2017-04-11T16:11:51.0594636+02:00
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Relocation
2017-02-23T16:38:40.0755308+01:00
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Usb
2017-02-23T16:41:50.0940469+01:00
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Camera
2017-02-23T16:44:48.7375475+01:00
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Holo
2017-02-23T16:44:52.7333087+01:00
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holopharmacie
2017-02-23T16:45:38.1582027+01:00
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CategoryName
2017-02-23T16:46:00.5601161+01:00